Eathlings, the time is short. Our spacecraft has hit some traffic near Jupiter but we are still planning to be over Alabama on the 14th. We hope that the weather is nice, but if it isn’t we will remove your earth’s atmosphere for a short period.
As part of out visit we will also be reversing the direction that your planet now circles the sun. Additionally the people of Mars are now asking that their planet be put closer to the sun, and the earth moved back further. We will discuss this and advise you of our final decision.
Until that time, keep looking up. See you on the 14th.
Galactic Federation of Light 