Prepare NOW for Galactic Ferderation Arrival

Galactic Federation will NOT be Intimidated

Greetings, We, Pleidians, come to you in peace from the planet Tac PiN.

We will come to purchase DVD’s and watch your inter-galactic hit movie known as VeggiTales, as it is currently sold out at all theaters on our planet.  We will park our 2000 earth mile long Galactic Federation starship over your state of Alabama for October the 14th-17th.

Our ship will require oxygen refueling during that time, but do not worry, we will repay you for all elements that we remove from your planet’s atmosphere.

Please listen to our appointed channeler, Blossom Goodchild, as we make further preparations to greet your planet in love.

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Our Prophet Yahweh has Ascended

Are you surprised by these things?  Wait just a little while my friends and you shall see MUCH more disturbing sights…

Last seen at 3000 feet heading NNE.  Reward offered.

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We’ve hit some traffic…

Eathlings, the time is short.  Our spacecraft has hit some traffic near Jupiter but we are still planning to be over Alabama on the 14th.  We hope that the weather is nice, but if it isn’t we will remove your earth’s atmosphere for a short period.

As part of out visit we will also be reversing the direction that your planet now circles the sun.  Additionally the people of Mars are now asking that their planet be put closer to the sun, and the earth moved back further.  We will discuss this and advise you of our final decision.

Until that time, keep looking up.  See you on the 14th.

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October 14th, A Day to be Remembered

Watch and takes notes!  There will be a test on the 14th that you will not want to fail……

Commander Valdar Amabo

Welcome to the Light

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Join us in Alabama on October 14th for a really big BBQ!

We would like to share. We are here to confirm Blossom Goodchild’s message.

It is wonderful news that this year on October 14th the Galactic Federation of Light will appear in a super galactic space ship beyond human comprehension in size.  We have channeled some of the details about the ship for you here.   The ship will be around 2,000 of your earth miles in diameter and will send loving messages and big hugs to all the people of the world.

This ship will cover entire cities and circle areas of earth for 3 days.  No sky will be seen upon its arrival for those viewing it.  This will cause panic among the masses but we shall not fear because we are here to reveal to the world that it’s time for your awakening.

It is time to realize you are not alone and that you are being watched over by a benevolent group of loving creatures who look almost identical to you and are your family in the stars.

Join our party in Alabama.  We enjoy the company of earthings, especially plump (yummy) earthings.

Commander Valdar Amabo
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