Prepare NOW for Galactic Ferderation Arrival

Galactic Federation will NOT be Intimidated

Galactic Federation will NOT be Intimidated

Greetings, We, Pleidians, come to you in peace from the planet Tac PiN.

We will come to purchase DVD’s and watch your inter-galactic hit movie known as VeggiTales, as it is currently sold out at all theaters on our planet.  We will park our 2000 earth mile long Galactic Federation starship over your state of Alabama for October the 14th-17th.

Our ship will require oxygen refueling during that time, but do not worry, we will repay you for all elements that we remove from your planet’s atmosphere.

Please listen to our appointed channeler, Blossom Goodchild, as we make further preparations to greet your planet in love.

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5 Responses to “Prepare NOW for Galactic Ferderation Arrival”

  1. There is no preparation for the true light except for the true light within yourself! Wake up people, this is the false light!

  2. You all are a bunch of nut jobs and should drink the Koolaid!

  3. kill yourselves now. We are arriving in 20 minutes!

  4. sorry for the short notice, we use Microsoft time estimation.

  5. Is this a joke for the forces of light? I don’t see this fun and you don’t even need make jokes of this.

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