Galactic Federation will NOT be Intimidated
Greetings, We, Pleidians, come to you in peace from the planet Tac PiN.
We will come to purchase DVD’s and watch your inter-galactic hit movie known as VeggiTales, as it is currently sold out at all theaters on our planet. We will park our 2000 earth mile long Galactic Federation starship over your state of Alabama for October the 14th-17th.
Our ship will require oxygen refueling during that time, but do not worry, we will repay you for all elements that we remove from your planet’s atmosphere.
Please listen to our appointed channeler, Blossom Goodchild, as we make further preparations to greet your planet in love.
Galactic Federation of Light 